April 2011

HELLO I AM נα∂є! ◐﹏◑ FROM AMEBA PICO!

This is my new look! Please add me in AP
נα∂є! ◐﹏◑ THANKS!

STOP EATING BABIES!

Prevent people eating babies.

We can stop this together.

1. If you are craving babies, and you have children, please seek immediate help.
2. If you eat one of your children, have a doctor cut them out of you.
3. Go through the SEBR(Stop Eating Babies Rehab).

If you are afraid of an adult you may know who eats babies, please contact 1-800-eat-ing-babies-is-bad-for-you.com..../iamafraidofthispersoneatingmychild.4953.

Now, for the pico babies being eaten. This scene may be disturbing for some.

Bob here first hits his child with a rake.

He eats her.

CHEEKIE PICO caught this on camera!

Please be nice to all children and..

DO NOT EAT THEM!

Kids, eating yourselves is bad. Don't do it or else. Or. Else.

-cheekiepico

Know somebody eating a baby? email us at cheekiepico@rocketmail.com

Yes, the sweaty guy. Not the guy on the subway bus who REALLY needs some deodorant, but the sweaty casino guy we all should know by now.Is it possibly because of the heat? Or is there something else going on with this guy?

Typical man selling Las Vegas souvenirs. Seems harmless, right?

WRONG.

The first thing you should notice about this .. man.. is that he is sweating abnormally. He does say,

The weather in Vegas is hot today...

Is he REALLY referring to weather?

He's also VERY nervous too, saying things like Uh.. Uh. Is this man selling us illegal souvenirs?

Tommy, according to his shop, is his name. I have underlined his two famous phrases, and I also put a little reminder on the picture. Notice I have no tokens.. BUT ENOUGH OF THAT!

If you can't read the red text, it says;

Where did he get those dice? Did he steal them from the casino? Also, notice the casino worker's badge.. hmm.

One of my theories about that worker's badge is..

Tommy used to be a worker for the casino. He was fired and stole a lot of badges. He illegally sells them now.

And, if you're a regular casino person, you might have noticed our friend Tommy IN THE CASINO!

Here is a less sweaty version of Tommy. Why isn't Tommy at his shop outside? Maybe he is still working at the casino, and that's how he's getting all of his stuff to sell! I'm ashamed of Tommy!

Barely a difference between these two Tommys.

1. Blonde Afro- ✔
2. Bushy eyebrows- ✔
3. Glasses- ✔
4. Sweat- ✖
5. Big nose- ✔
6. Big smile- ✔
7. Tubbyness- ✔

So, I've concluded that Tommy is actually working for the casino. His part-time job is ILLEGALLY selling things from the casino.

KIDS, STAY. AWAY. FROM. SWEATY. PEOPLE.

-Cheekie Pico

Any drama? contact cheekiepico@rocketmail.com

So there I am, at a room and I decided to get on Cheekiepico mood! I went through messages and turned out one guy is a player! Player like those kind of jerks that dump this one for the other. Sort of like cheaters not the kind you walk upon in games but those kinds of drama when you get in to a relationship. Well, anyway his name is XxEmOaNgElXx! His room looks like a "dating" place with hearts.. you know. His message board and room says a lot, a lot like as in A LOT....

There's some pretty crazy girls out there, like ρяιη¢є§§η!kk! I mean in clear print it said he supposedly dated her sister and then dumped her. Then she likes him..? I thought sisters don't date the one who broke their hearts. Wow, what drama.

Some girls bring "brothers or friends" to do the hard work. Like ¢ïđ™♥. I don't know exactly who he got his back for, but he sure is a good friend.

Some are just , weird. Like Shadow13000 she probably didn't read any of those posts so she doesn't have a clue to what he REALLY is, so she just begs for him to like her. Some are just appealing to looks like ♡~_lulu_~♡ ◕ܫ◕.

She just stares at what she looks, and automatically just asks him out for some sort a reason, and that isn't a way to start a relationship.

SO KIDS, DON'T GET CAUGHT UP WITH THIS MESS

-Cheekie Pico

Any Drama? Contact cheekiepico@rocketmail.com

Another long refresh, and I see the happy green Amoeba we all know and love, the one that loads our game, and is completely adorable.

So, thank goodness that pico didn't die. I'm pretty sure Ameba Pico has had enough complaints on their wall already.

After waiting all morning for that pesky "Unknown Error" thing to go away, I try to get on pico.

After a huge lag, long load, and refresh, I get this-

As much as I love bacteria, this was very sad for me.

Does this mean my beloved Ameba Pico has passed,

leaving behind a pale, puzzle-shaped Amoeba, with a x_x face?

Google Chrome reported that my flash player had crashed, leaving me reassured that I could just refresh the page.

~STOP COMPLAINING!~

All of you, STOP COMPLAINING! Ameba Pigg is the Japanese version of Ameba Pico. Have you heard about Japan's earthquakes and tsuamis? Or have you been sitting in the dark on Pico all day? Really, Stop complaining. Errors do get a little annoying after a while, but Pico isn't your life.

Well said.

Anyways, from annoying errors, and pico's "death"(for me, anyways), I have learned that complaining won't get you anywhere.

Yes, you can all complain, but some of the complaints Pico has been getting are extremely uncalled for, such as threats.

Some threats have said,

I hate the pico owner I will go to their house and kill them!!

EXTREMELY UNCALLED FOR. I haven't found an exact post of that, but I have seen it many times. Threatening over a little error. You do realize that Ameba Pico can't always fix everything the minute it happens.

All you need to do is be patient and understand that Pico WILL fix it. They are not going to give you 1,000 gold just because you think that 3 hours of an error makes you deserve it.

People overreact over this too much. I realize that if Pico had an error for like 10 hours, it would be okay to be mad, but a 30 minute error isn't going to kill you.

I'm sure you're pico friends aren't going to miss you, because THEY CAN'T GET ON EITHER. Think logically here.

KIDS, PLEASE STOP OVERREACTING OVER THE SMALLEST THINGS.
-Cheekie Pico

Any drama? Contact us at Cheekiepico@rocketmail.com thank ya!